Eco-conscious Capitalist Gifts

'As businessmen, we have a responsibility to manage manufacturing emissions that may lead to climate change. On the other hand, global warming has lowered my home heating bill.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Mother nature takes her course.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Climate Crisis and the Banks

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Make your own bottled water.