Eco-conscious Capitalist T-Shirts

'As businessmen, we have a responsibility to manage manufacturing emissions that may lead to climate change. On the other hand, global warming has lowered my home heating bill.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The New Normal

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

Mother nature takes her course.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"It seems even the local council are aware of your drink problem."

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Make your own bottled water.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."