The Eco-conscious Capitalist T-Shirts

'I don't really believe in global warming... until I found a way to make money at it.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Earth Mover 3000: A not-so-happy God with the humans about to use an Earth Mover on Planet Earth

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

desert isle shopping trolley...

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Climate Catastrophism

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I only invest in alternative meat products, so I reject the terms 'Bull' and 'Bear'."

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

"The good news is everyone in the world is now vegan. That's also the bad news."

"Filling up 10 cars with gas would be crazy expensive!"

"I miss the scarecrow."