Capitalist With A Conscience T-Shirts

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Ethics (with an eye on the bottom line) committee.

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

Dollar

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Company take-over bid

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.