Compassionate Capitalist T-Shirts

Business men in street looking at poster, "It must be hard living in a country where the rich and the powerful completely ignore the needs of the less fortunate"

"I much prefer random acts of kindness to the habitual ones."

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

The scales between gluttony and hunger

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Prejudice/Empathy

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"He can't speak to you at the moment - he's bonding with his compensation package."

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.

"I got rich through hard work." "Whose?"

Street: The Magazine for Homeless People

Immigrating to the City

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

'They're not our 'profits,' Mike. We like to think of them as the organic by-products of non-toxic capitalism!'

Beggars on the street.

"This is your social worker Mrs Bigworth, she's brought your care package."

"Where'd you get that?"

'It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and tease another girl until she develops an eating disorder.'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

"For the profits of which we are about to partake, we give thanks. Amen."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

Africa

'We put the little old lady of Threadneedle Street into a care home.'

"How do you expect me to have empathy for the poor and walk in your shoes when your shoes when you're not wearing any."

Bio Oil Co.

One in ten Minnesotans live with hunger.

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."