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Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"He downgraded Apple."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

World Economics

Big business is not evil

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'I'm in for burglarizing a store, but I got a reduced sentence because I only stole sale items.'

Dollar

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Company take-over bid

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"I can't say I love New York, but I can say New York loves me."

'I thought I'd cut out the middle men.'

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

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