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"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Will work for ETFs

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business News.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Big business is not evil

World Economics

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

Have you hugged your money today?

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

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