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Congress Pumping Up Small Business

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Lemonade Inc.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The Greek Trampoline

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Chinese stock market

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Thank you, Harris - I get the picture."

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"I don't like the look of this."

'Crisis'