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"Wow, this is history in the making! HOw soon can we get a scooter salesman down there?"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

"The Gross National Product and the Gross Domestic Product are doing okay. It's the Gross Domestic Mojo that's going down the toilet."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Big business is not evil

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

World Economics

Beware of stimulus plans.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

'Honey, the long-run is here!'

Old woman knocks down man because she didn't have enough gas to go around him.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

Dollar

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

Shareholders Meeting - I don't like the look of this year's annual shindig.

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

Company take-over bid

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"