Capitalism Critique Enthusiast T-Shirts

I'm not guilty of insider trading. I've been out here all afternoon!

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

World Economics

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big business is not evil