Capitalism Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

National Head Quarters - Mom & Pop Stores Incorporated

'Economic indicators were up...but random acts of human kindness were down.'

"There you have it, gentlemen—the upside potential is tremendous, but the downside risk is jail."

"It keeps me focused."

"This just might be the greatest period of privatization since feudalism."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'As a young man, I wanted to do something more meaningful than just make money,but fortunately I outgrew that phase.'

'Corinth takes his first amendment religious rights seriously. He's a money worshipper.'

Businessman Sculpture is a Dollar Sign.

'Oh, I dabble in free enterprise. . . if, indeed, it is free.'

'Don't knock the rich. When was the last time you were hired by someone poor?'

"As regards the size of our annual bonus, let's bear in mind gentlemen, that we are hunters AND gatherers."

'When you grow, your salary is your report card.'

"Then it's unanimous - we all reject the 'culture of free.'"

"What happened to Scott, the new management trainee? Wasn't Mr. Rod teaching him everything about the business?"

Money Mirror

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

World Economics

Big business is not evil

'Remember money isn't everything...it's the only thing.'

Big Shot - Bigger Shot

'I pray facing east - specifically, the Hamptons.'

'My only regret was that I wasn't more of a capitalist pig in my youth.'

Wordplay: Capitalist.

'When Mitt Romney said...sob...that, 'Corporations are people too'...sob...like you, I was deeply mover.'

"Has he been reading Ayn Rand again?"

"You are truly a man who loves the free market in fair weather or foul."

"How little we really own, Tom, when you consider all there is to own?"

"Never forget, Bobby, how many brave men fought and died so that we might have a free market."

Felson, Donne, Peters & Free Market Forces

Following the Cash Crop

"Here we will build our mall."