Capitalism Admirer T-Shirts

Businessman as God

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

The Price of Freedom

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Corporate Greed.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

The two faces of capitalism.

Capitalism and Consumers

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Making money for investors is simple

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Big business is not evil

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

World Economics

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.