Capitalism Connoisseur T-Shirts

Company take-over bid

Investments - Visit our new gift shop.

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Dollar

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"I'd throw off the bonds of corporate tyranny if only they weren't so appealingly lucrative."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

The Forever Stamp

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Big business is not evil

World Economics

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Moliere

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Bleak House

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"