Capitalism Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit of a capitalism connoisseur? Our collection offers cleverly crafted items perfect for those who appreciate the hustle, the grind, and the art of making money. Whether for a seasoned entrepreneur or a finance enthusiast, these products blend humor with intelligence, making them ideal for any occasion. Show your admiration for their savvy with gifts that turn financial prowess into fun.

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Company take-over bid

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Investments - Visit our new gift shop. mockup

Investments - Visit our new gift shop.

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For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available). mockup

For Sale! Custom Made Street Signs (Finance Available).

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Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'. mockup

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

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'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.' mockup

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

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"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius." mockup

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

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Dollar

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"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?" mockup

"With your rhetorical skills, young man, do you realize that you could become a mogul?"

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"I'd throw off the bonds of corporate tyranny if only they weren't so appealingly lucrative."

"I'd throw off the bonds of corporate tyranny if only they weren't so appealingly lucrative." mockup

"I'd throw off the bonds of corporate tyranny if only they weren't so appealingly lucrative."

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"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money." mockup

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?' mockup

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

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"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company." mockup

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

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'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?' mockup

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

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First Church of the Almighty Dollar. mockup

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

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The Forever Stamp

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World Economics

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"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!" mockup

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

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"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently." mockup

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

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Man frozen in portrait pose.

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Big business is not evil

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Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest mockup

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

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Moliere

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Charles Dickens.

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"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically." mockup

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

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'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?' mockup

'Bit of an over reaction to a world-wide shortage of bismuth, don't you think?'

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" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well." mockup

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

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Bleak House

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"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!" mockup

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

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"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement." mockup

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

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'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?" mockup

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

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'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.' mockup

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

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'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...! mockup

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

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"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!" mockup

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

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Big Shot - Bigger Shot

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Capitalism Connoisseur Gifts Collection

Capitalism Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the capitalism connoisseur, featuring clever slogans and witty graphics perfect for coffee lovers with a business mindset.

Capitalism Connoisseur Pillows

Bring humor and style into their space with pillows that speak to their capitalist pride. Great for lounges or offices, these make thoughtful gifts.

Capitalism Connoisseur Prints

Decorate their space with prints that showcase their love for capitalism. Ideal for investors, entrepreneurs, and finance fans seeking inspiring wall art.

Capitalism Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt that celebrates the capitalist in your life. Our humorous and smart designs are great for casual, everyday wear.