Capitalism Enthusiasts Gifts

Capitalism

Congress Pumping Up Small Business

"Relax. We're market fundamentalists."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Annual profits,

Lemonade Inc.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

G7 Summit Concern

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Economy - USA.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

The Greek Trampoline

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

Out.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Chinese stock market

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"I don't like the look of this."