Capitalism Aficionado Gifts

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

Will work for ETFs

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business News.

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

"You're kidding! I used to be an economist myself!"

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

World Economics

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Big business is not evil

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

Have you hugged your money today?

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

We live in turbulent times. Therefore I'm keeping you in turbulent stocks

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"