Capitalist Connoisseur Gifts

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Men's business romper.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

The Forever Stamp

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Music Student

Big business is not evil

World Economics

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

Moliere

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"Greece! Greece! Greece! Every day it's the same! Just the constant Greece!"

'It's not over till the slim, glamorous crossover lady sings.'

Violin Romance

"My bouche was not amused."