Capitalist Connoisseur Pillows

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Men's business romper.

Archimedes statue with a lever

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"Some Debussy, Igor."

Sir Edward Elgar

Music Student

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The Forever Stamp

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

World Economics

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Big business is not evil

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

Moliere

Richard Wagner's other Ring Cycle.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"My bouche was not amused."

Violin Romance