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Disraeli Adopts Parliamentary Reform Agenda

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"You call this a constitution?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Zora Neale Hurston

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

The Forever Stamp

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"My kid could do that."

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

C Day Lewis.

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

Bleak House

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

Dollar

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

Charles Dickens.

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

Company take-over bid

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Nicola Sturgeon