Conservatism Connoisseur Pillows

Disraeli Adopts Parliamentary Reform Agenda

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"You call this a constitution?"

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

The Forever Stamp

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"My kid could do that."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"Sponsoring Christmas this year was an act of sheer marketing genius."

Moliere

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'

Donald Trump Wearing Russian Flag Cape

"This family-owned boutique wine is produced from a single grape."

Dollar

'Just be patient. Greed always makes a come back.'

Bleak House

Charles Dickens.

"Poor bastard. The New York 'Times' just panned his zinfandel."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

Company take-over bid

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Nicola Sturgeon