Constitutional Connoisseur Pillows

'Sorry fellas can we do this tomorrow I have left my glasses in Warwick.'

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

The Constitution: Bill of Rights. Why did they include the first amendment? So they could argue about the other nine.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living constitution!'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Breivik wins his complaint to Norway for "inhuman treatment"

Clarence Thomas

"You call this a constitution?"

Archival Warfare

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Moliere

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

C Day Lewis.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Bleak House

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'