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"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

Antonin Scalia

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"Whoa! The president has to obey the law? I'm not sure we want to go that far."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"You can have it when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"

Obama's Gun Controls

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You call this a constitution?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'