Constitution Nerd Pillows

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

'They just need a little tweaking and updating...like the first one...people abuse it, so I'm changing it to the right for everyone to shut up around me.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'The recession is over, again.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Beware of the Legislation

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

EU - Constitution

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"