Constitution Curious Pillows

"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Archival Warfare

"You call this a constitution?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'Look...a fresh one!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

"Mr. Reagan, do you swear to tell the truth..."

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'