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"I have come to a specific and definite conclusion about the Constitution: It's ok, I guess."

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You call this a constitution?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Look ... A fresh one!'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff