Constitutional Curious T-Shirts

'Item: President Obama claims to enjoy shooting...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Do Guns Kill?

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

God hounded by the media.

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'