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The President can pardon himself?

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Bigot Spigot

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

"No offence Jon, but..."

Abdullah Debate

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Shooting in US schools

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff