Constitutional Debate Enthusiast Pillows

The President can pardon himself?

Archival Warfare

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Bigot Spigot

Flag Kryptonite

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

"No offence Jon, but..."

Have our P.R. people do a report on the beneficial effects of cyanide on river life.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

Abdullah Debate

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Shooting in US schools

Robin Day.

Ethics committee - 'All right - who stole my gavel?'