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Founding fathers: "I keep thinking we should include something in the constitution in case the people elect a complete moron."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Are you sure everyone will know we're being ironic?"

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'My client would like to plead the Fifth Amendment, Your Honor, and any other Amendment that you feel might be appropriate.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

The 4th turning of American history.

"If we had a Bill of Rights that got wronged, would it be right for a judge to right that wrong?

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'In a surprise move today, the Justices of the Supreme Court struck EACH OTHER down.'

"We let them ratify one constitution, and suddenly everything's 'My original intent' this, and 'My original intent' that."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Obama: I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute...the Office of President of the United States.

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

Amy Coney Barrett

'Our WIVES don't have to know about the First Amendment, do they?'

'Do you still insist on taking the fifth on how many fifths you took on the fifth?'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a living Constitution!'

'You cannot tell a lie? -- but that'll shift the power base to Congress!'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Ve have ze excellent selection today, Monsieur President Trump, luxurious Egyptian cotton, exquisite Chinese silk. . ."

The Scalia Scourge

"The school rule of 'No cellphones in class' does not impinge on you free speech, Kevin."

"Well there's the confusion right there. By Constitution I thought you meant digestion."

Hey Big Suspender. . .

"Um, is this a good time to bring up sensible gun restrictions?"

"Here we have the ultimate in civilized weaponry - a gun that refuses to fire except in the hands of a duly accredited member of a well-regulated militia."

"Witness will confine herself to answering counsel's questions, and refrain from giving opinions as to constitutionality and the like."

"Now I've done it. I burned the toast AND the flag."

"Perhaps we should provide for the separation of state and entertainment."

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