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Pruning Branches

"I wonder if future generations will realize that their forefathers were such gun nuts?"

Antonin Scalia

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"Whoa! The president has to obey the law? I'm not sure we want to go that far."

'Look ... A fresh one!'

"You can have it when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"

Obama's Gun Controls

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You call this a constitution?"

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Donald Trump and US Democracy

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."