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'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

They Are Not Going to Take Me

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Antonin Scalia

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Judge

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."