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"I'm all for the right of free expression just as long as it doesn't offend my delicate sensibilities..."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Archival Warfare

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Antonin Scalia

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

They Are Not Going to Take Me

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.