Amendment Aficionado Pillows

'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

"You know, if she weren't part of a well-regulated militia I'd be a little nervous."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Antonin Scalia

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

Judge

US Gun Control Debates.