Legislative Aficionado Pillows

'If you loan me five bucks for lunch, I'll co-sponsor that $80 billion appropriation bill of yours.'

'Wow...My new spoiler really cuts down on drag!'

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"Destroyers"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

The Art of the Possible