Legislative Aficionado Prints

'If you loan me five bucks for lunch, I'll co-sponsor that $80 billion appropriation bill of yours.'

'Wow...My new spoiler really cuts down on drag!'

Looking for a way to have their cake and eat it too.

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"Destroyers"

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Eye Off the Ball

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'