Legislation Enthusiast Prints

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

'...What are the parts of Health Care Reform you disagree with?'

'To get any of my programs through congress...it's worth a try!''

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Wal-Mart Ruling

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Violent Crime Statistics

"My farewell gift!"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

social services cuts

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

Backstabber Express: Trump

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Trickledown economics