Legislation Enthusiast Mugs

"It seems legislation against airbourne Prosecco snatchers is still in the committee stage."

'...What are the parts of Health Care Reform you disagree with?'

'To get any of my programs through congress...it's worth a try!''

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

The economy.

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"My farewell gift!"

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Backstabber Express: Trump

social services cuts

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

Surge Plans.