Legislative Enthusiast Pillows

'It's got to be some kind of scam -- he has all his legislation copyrighted.'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Archival Warfare

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

British Prime Minister

Trump

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

Armageddon

DUNVOTIN

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

The Russian Election.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

New Resident of Downing Street

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!