Lawmaker Enthusiast Pillows

'Never put off what you can do today, there may be a law against it tomorrow.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"My farewell gift!"

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

Violent Crime Statistics

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

House vs. Senate

Counsel examining witness

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'