Lawmaker Enthusiast Gifts

'Never put off what you can do today, there may be a law against it tomorrow.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Violent Crime Statistics

"My farewell gift!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"Impartiality becomes you."

'You were convicted by the jury, but at least you were acquitted by the media.'

'Hello. My father is an attorney. This is how I allegedly spent my summer vacation.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Baby's first words.

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

Stephen King's latest horror novel: 'Healthcare reform debate'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Counsel examining witness

House vs. Senate

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court