Governmental Aficionado Pillows

Departmet of the Interior

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"Destroyers"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

Teddy Roosevelt

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

The Art of the Possible