Second Amendment Aficionado Pillows

"He's been like this ever since Obama proposed new laws to make it harder for crazy people to buy guns."

"I'd like to get your opinion on gun control. . . oh."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Antonin Scalia

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

Gun Ego

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Judge

US Gun Control Debates.