Second Amendment Aficionado Gifts

"He's been like this ever since Obama proposed new laws to make it harder for crazy people to buy guns."

"I'd like to get your opinion on gun control. . . oh."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Antonin Scalia

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

They Are Not Going to Take Me

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Judge

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

Gun Ego