Second Amendment Enthusiast Gifts

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

"But I might need time off to grab my gun and rush home to defend my family."

Bob loses his right to bare arms.

'Whoops. . . dropped some of your manhood, buddy.'

Sid's Semi-Automatic Weapon Boutique.

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

Why American will never have tougher gun control laws. . .

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

Multi-Clip Assault Weapon

Second Amendment Loophole

"It Died in Committee."

"A man with a gun wants to see you."

Archival Warfare

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Gun Ego

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"