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"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

The Thought Process.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Then what happened?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Plasma Ball

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

American blood

Flushing Democracy

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

US Gun Control Debates.

Supreme Liberty Court

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Marco Polo

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"Senator Ted Cruzolini"