Constitutional Explorer Gifts

"Call it 'legislating from the bench,' if you will, but on this occasion I should like to repeal the First Amendment."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

The Thought Process.

Archival Warfare

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Then what happened?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

American blood

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Plasma Ball

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'All I wanted to know is if that word was naughty.'

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

Flushing Democracy

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

US Gun Control Debates.

"The Second Amendment makes no mention of guns, Your Honor – my client steadfastly maintains his constitutional right to bear Arms."

Supreme Liberty Court

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

'Mom, am I store-bought or homemade?'

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Marco Polo

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."