Electoral Explorer Gifts

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"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Trump Poutine

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Economy

DUNVOTIN

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

Elections

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Wealth Juggler.

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

Economy.

'All we can do is remind the stockholders that money isn't everything.'