Who'd you vote for in the primaries, little buddy? I don't know. I mean, I know who I voted for for president and senator
Primary Election Explorer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the primary election explorer? Our collection features playful and clever items that capture their passion for politics and discovery. From mugs to posters, find something that speaks to their interest in early voting and election process fun.
'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'
Continuing education.
Paranormal A-Z...
Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World
"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."
When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
Elections
"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."
"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."
'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'
'I want to discuss communication clarity.'
'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'
'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'
"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."
'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'
"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."
'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'
'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'
'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'
'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'
Midterm election s results
'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"
'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'
These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?
"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."
U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.
A little different
"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."
'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'
Biden-Trump rematch 2024
"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."
End school zone. Start unschool zone.
I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!
"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."
Primary Election Explorer Gifts Collection
Primary Election Explorer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for election explorers—find the perfect vessel to fuel their political curiosity.
Primary Election Explorer Pillows
Add some political charm to their home with pillows featuring clever election-themed artwork—comfortable and humorous.
Primary Election Explorer Prints
Discover prints that highlight the excitement of primary elections—ideal for decorating their favorite space and sparking conversations.
Primary Election Explorer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for election explorers—fun and thoughtful designs that celebrate their passion for primaries and voting.