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'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

Elections

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

Midterm election s results

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

A little different

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'