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Who'd you vote for in the primaries, little buddy? I don't know. I mean, I know who I voted for for president and senator

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Continuing education.

Paranormal A-Z...

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Elections

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I want to discuss communication clarity.'

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'She finally made employee of the month but she paid the ultimate price.'

"You need to stop taking your work home with you. Take mine instead."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'Yes, I occasionally make mistakes but, unlike you, I never have to acknowledge them.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

Midterm election s results

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

A little different

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

'Welcome to 'All Sides of the Issues.' Here's our panel of commentators -- a communist, a socialist, a liberal, and a progressive....'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

End school zone. Start unschool zone.

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."