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Congressman Adam Schiff

"Good boy."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Elections

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

'Why are these polling places so hard to get to?"

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

U.S. demographic affecting senate representation.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Iraq and the road ahead...

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Election Fatigue?

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

A little different

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'