Democracy Adventurers T-Shirts

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"Good boy."

Elections

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Fossil hunting

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Pollster

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

Election Fatigue?

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Louis Pasteur

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

'That was your great-uncle Ludwig -- he was voted out of Europe.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

Freedom Puppet